Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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