I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
this hospital has no fireball
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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