Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How's work?
Spinning.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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