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(818): View more from California

Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?

(770): View more from Georgia

I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

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(847): View more from Illinois

And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

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I should injure you considerably.

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(386): View more from Florida

he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it

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(936): View more from Texas

We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.

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