So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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