absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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