she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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