I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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