do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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