how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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