when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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