You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I puked a lego.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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