Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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