He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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