i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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