he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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