I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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