You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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