so that wasnt chicken after all
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
40s are totally the cure
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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