there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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