im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
