i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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