the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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