i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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