his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
