just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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