when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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