Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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