You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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