I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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