Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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