My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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