i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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