worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
