Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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