Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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