Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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