We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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