Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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