Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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