Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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