This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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