You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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