It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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