I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
What a dumb baby whore.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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