Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
