I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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