That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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