I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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