Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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