I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
handjob tips. give me some.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i've created a new STD.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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