Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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