When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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