at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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